its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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