that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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