That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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