in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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