so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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