Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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