Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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