Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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