I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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