if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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