I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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