He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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