Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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