i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Operation Purity has been aborted
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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