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  • 72 51
    Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 8:49am
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    Dude can't leave a burrito and think it's still gonna be there; party foul.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 10:09pm
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    Leave the next burrito loaded with ipecac in the fridge. Solves the roommate problem every time. Fired.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 12:36am
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    We talkin Chipotle? If so, fuck you good sir, fuck you.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by mlf2889 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:24pm
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    I can admit this is hilarious but only because it wasn't MY burrito. I dont blame the original burrito owner for being pissed, I hate

  • 59 61
    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:14pm
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    If you ate my burrito, your fingers would be too broken to text this.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by SuperNintendo on Mar 24, 11 at 10:07pm
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    Por que!!!!!!!!?????!

  • 56 60
    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:58am
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    Haven't y'all seen the chipotlaway south park episode? It's all about freebirds.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by DrunkERthanU on Dec 2, 10 at 11:30am
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    Bor-EAT-o!

  • 69 92
    Submitted by klassyheartbreak on Nov 29, 10 at 10:29am
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    In soviet Russia burritos eat you

    • 57 58
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:04pm
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      I really must visit Soviet Russia. I've heard so many good things

      • 61 53
        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:52am
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        Hell, from what I remember reading: Burritos eat you, your lamp breaks in and attacks your grandma, and many other generally disturbing anecdotes.

        • 41 61
          Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:25am
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          precisely why

  • 53 61
    Submitted by dartan on Dec 1, 10 at 12:40am
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    We talkin Chipotle? If so, fuck you good sir, fuck you.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by ayemaymay on Nov 30, 10 at 3:33am
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    if it was an allsups burrito thats unacceptable. never, EVER eat someone else's allsups burrito.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by macattack19 on Dec 2, 10 at 1:00am
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    LBK mother fuckers!

  • 45 60
    Submitted by archer79 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:25pm
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    He who hesitates gets boned, so eat yer burrito before it gets taken

  • 44 59
    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:13pm
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    If you ate my burrito, your fingers would be too broken to texts this.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by legendsstaytrue on Nov 30, 10 at 4:11am
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    I agree with RyanM, if it was a chipotle burrito, you might have to die!

  • 49 70
    Submitted by acid_monster on Nov 29, 10 at 9:58am
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    First!?! oh well... That is cold sounds like somebody is on their periooooood ^.^