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  • 84 68
    Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 8:49am

    Dude can't leave a burrito and think it's still gonna be there; party foul.

  • 75 72
    Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 12:36am

    We talkin Chipotle? If so, fuck you good sir, fuck you.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:58am

    Haven't y'all seen the chipotlaway south park episode? It's all about freebirds.

  • 75 79
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 10:09pm

    Leave the next burrito loaded with ipecac in the fridge. Solves the roommate problem every time. Fired.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by mlf2889 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:24pm

    I can admit this is hilarious but only because it wasn't MY burrito. I dont blame the original burrito owner for being pissed, I hate

  • 74 78
    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:14pm

    If you ate my burrito, your fingers would be too broken to text this.

  • 66 66
    Submitted by SuperNintendo on Mar 24, 11 at 10:07pm

    Por que!!!!!!!!?????!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by dartan on Dec 1, 10 at 12:40am

    We talkin Chipotle? If so, fuck you good sir, fuck you.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by DrunkERthanU on Dec 2, 10 at 11:30am

    Bor-EAT-o!

  • 64 76
    Submitted by ayemaymay on Nov 30, 10 at 3:33am

    if it was an allsups burrito thats unacceptable. never, EVER eat someone else's allsups burrito.

  • Submitted by klassyheartbreak on Nov 29, 10 at 10:29am

    In soviet Russia burritos eat you

    • 66 73
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:04pm

      I really must visit Soviet Russia. I've heard so many good things

      • 69 72
        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:52am

        Hell, from what I remember reading: Burritos eat you, your lamp breaks in and attacks your grandma, and many other generally disturbing anecdotes.

        • 52 76
          Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:25am

          precisely why

  • 60 78
    Submitted by archer79 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:25pm

    He who hesitates gets boned, so eat yer burrito before it gets taken

  • 50 64
    Submitted by macattack19 on Dec 2, 10 at 1:00am

    LBK mother fuckers!

  • 55 80
    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:13pm

    If you ate my burrito, your fingers would be too broken to texts this.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by legendsstaytrue on Nov 30, 10 at 4:11am

    I agree with RyanM, if it was a chipotle burrito, you might have to die!

  • 59 92
    Submitted by acid_monster on Nov 29, 10 at 9:58am

    First!?! oh well... That is cold sounds like somebody is on their periooooood ^.^