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(806): View more from Texas

You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.

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(281): View more from Texas

when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(847): View more from Illinois

The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job

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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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