I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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BRING THE BAGELS
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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