at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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