Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your cock deserves a montage
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You don't make any sense
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