I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
handjob tips. give me some.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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