I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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