it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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