bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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