i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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