I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it's like heaven, but drunker
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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