i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize