you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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