actually, I'm a sock model
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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