Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Boobs are out for the taking
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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