i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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