I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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