But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need to align my fucking chakras
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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