Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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