Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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