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  • 90 54
    Submitted by thisnigga on Mar 12, 10 at 7:27am
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    Say hi I don't Jack off to ur profile pic want to b friends

  • 84 54
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 12, 10 at 6:27am
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    Tell her your name, then ask hers. I think you can handle it from there

  • 78 42
    Submitted by cowboydave on Mar 12, 10 at 6:27am
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    Be a man and just talk to her not dream about what she might look like naked

  • 77 44
    Submitted by FBIRem on Mar 12, 10 at 7:22am
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    Introduce yourself as the guy who jacks-off to her yearbook pic. The perfect cover.

  • 72 56
    Submitted by codii on Mar 12, 10 at 8:50am
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    First let's stop jacking to her profile pic.. Second DONT EVER MENTION THAT TO HER!!!!! and third just say hi..... And there ya go!

  • 68 55
    Submitted by 2late on Mar 12, 10 at 7:37pm
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    guys seriously do this??!!!

    • 52 53
      Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 16, 10 at 1:54am
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      You've probably been facebook masturbated to.. and you don't even know

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Allsports on Mar 12, 10 at 8:17am
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    You say "hi, I'm pathetic"

  • 55 43
    Submitted by butteringbroseph on Mar 14, 10 at 1:35am
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    I like answering ritorical questions like mostly everyone posting comments on this.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by wrestlingladayy2 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:29am
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    uhh yah okay #1, the texts really are getting more lame. #2, i really dont know anyone who comes off as that kind of guy, so you might wanna stay indoors until you learn how to be normal.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:46am
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    Douchebags for some reason always get girls so do this... YO BITCH LEEMME GET IN YO PUSSAY BITCH!!!!!!! Then you get the "bitches" hahaha

  • 53 52
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:32pm
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    Say her friends have awesome profiles

  • 53 53
    Submitted by LebanonA on Mar 12, 10 at 8:52am
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    LMAOO, that last comment was HILARIOUS. You should just start talking to her normally and tell her you want to be friends and see where it takes you

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:35am
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    tell her... she should be flattered... at least i would be

  • 54 63
    Submitted by stev1995 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:09am
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    you dont tell her

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:29am
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    7:27 dam str8 that would guarentee he would get the pussy

  • 44 48
    Submitted by brownjd on Mar 12, 10 at 8:51am
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    Good old Nashville TN kid.... Just don't tell her, she doesn't need to know that.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by BigCakes on Apr 6, 10 at 7:24pm
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    Low blow

  • 39 51
    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 12, 10 at 5:13pm
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    Hahaha 7:46