Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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