): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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