Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize