I never want to see another naked old woman again.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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