theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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