I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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