If that was your dad, he is hot
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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