and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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