I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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