i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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