so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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