Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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