I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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