Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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