walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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